Beavershark - [fearsome critter]

"Watch out for beaver sharks, they're vicious!!!" - Urban Dictionary." 2009

"There are two distinct varieties of Beavershark. Those with a head of a beaver and the tail and abdomen of a shark, and those with the head of a shark and the abdomen and tail of a beaver. The former is much less dangerous than the latter, which has a much more vicious bite. It is approximately 3 to 4 feet in length from tooth to tail, and weighs approximately 10 to 65 pounds when fully grown. It is three percent fat by body weight, with its teeth weighing up to a pound apiece. Its teeth have serrated edges that rival the sharpest razor made by man. The teeth contain hollow tubes that allow for neurotoxins to be channeled into its victims flesh. The neurotoxins take effect within 3 to 7 seconds rendering the victim helpless and immobile, as the Beavershark slowly drags the victim under the water. The Beaversharks fins are also razor-sharp and have been known to slice skin apart with the slightest amount of contact. It can swim up to speeds of 75 miles per hour, and have been known to slam into the sides of Lake Eden and cause earthquakes. Its life expectancy is near 25 years, although this is unconfirmed. However, it can be repelled by  - picture below) which keeps the beast away from docks and people. However, the repellent must be re-applied every year, which forces Rockmont staff to drain the lake. Also mildly effective is the use of Ear Candy, which besides protecting from ear infection, can stop the beast from jumping out of the water and biting humans. The only known habitat of the Beavershark is Lake Eden on the property of Camp Rockmont in Black Mountain, NC, although it may exist other undiscovered places in the world. It is generally feared by the Black Mountain community, as several fatal attacks have occurred in the past half-century. Although it is rumored that two 'friendly' Beaversharks exist in cages underneath the Rockmont waterfront, this has yet to be proven as the bubbles that come to the surface are most likely water-filtration mechanisms, not beaversharks breathing underwater. The beavershark is listed as Critically Endangered, due to its small population size, but has no known predators and is largely though to be un-killable by humankind. This means that the beavershark will continue to exist as long as Lake Eden and Camp Rockmont exist."