• About this Critter: An incredibly aggressive, screaming, man eating decapod from California. it has a long triangular body with a full set of 4 legs on each side (12 total.) - its fur is bristly, slanting at a razor-sharp angle. Its raw face, head & tail are on a gyroscopic swivel & its body can be spun at 100 revelations per minute allowing it to walk no matter which side it falls onto if knocked prone. (Especially useful in earthquakes.) - Lumberjacks were absolutely terrified of it: it moved too fast to be struck and it could only be defeated by tricking it into a Flue pipe (if all its legs try to move at once, it would tear itself apart!)
During the 20's in new jersey, A series of articles where published the "Jersey Journal" that 'Bill Wright' of a group affectionately known locally as the "Kitchen Gang" - had encountered a Whintosser in Jersey's Moonachie swamplands - Allegedly they tried to contact the military to borrow a tank to try and defeat it, but they where denied. so instead, they decided to soak a sponge with 'hooch' to lure the beast into a trap. - The last instructions they left were to 'send help if they don’t return!” They where never heard from again.
[its a bit difficult to read but you can read the entire saga archived here]
[Source: newspapers.com Jersey journal (1920)]
Years later, In 1984 the Whintosser (& some other popular critters) were humorously drawn and included in a collection of old jokes, tall tales and gags titled: “Grandpa's rib-ticklers & kneeslappers” the book elaborated on the critters more recent history in a joking manner: Apparently, the creature had ventured in-land a bit and evolved to become a rectangle, its favourite food where "hot tamales" and you could easily lure it into a trap with that, it also now had far too many toes (a Polydactyl.) But, it was at least useful now, as its 160+ toenails made for perfect jewellery that would change colour to go with any outfit: jewellery made of such toenails where allegedly featured on various attire in the 1983 November 31st issue of Women's Wear Daily.
Of course, this critter is a favourite of bestiary authors, it has appeared and is mentioned quite widely across many modern monster encyclopedias, but as with most critters; its usually a foot note, embelleshed and has sadly been largely neglected and forgotten by modern popculture.
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