Spaghetti Trees. – [Foodlore/Bonsai/Critter] – Whatever you do: Do NOT sneeze while eating spaghetti. ‘lest the meatball roll off the table, out the door, into your garden & under a bush. Where it will grow into a tree! – Pests such as the ‘Spaghetti Weevil’ will want a bite… https://samkalensky.com/products/pasta-plants/
I’m dead serious, please be careful! i’d hate for a Sidehill gouger to attack you…

