Billdad - [Fearsome Critter 1910] - a creature Local to Boundary Pond, Maine. Legs of a 🦘beak of a 🦅 body of an 🦦, & an especially hard 🦫tail. It can leap over 50ft in a single bound: It Slaps the water with its flat tail to stun fish, the sound of which is often mistaken for canoe paddles.
People used to think it might be tasty & chefs figured that the meat might go well with pasta in a Goulash!! But The only man who ever ate one – “Bill Murphy” had a taste of the Camp Chefs Slumgullion & immediately and absolutely lost his mind: bill suffered a strange reaction: his body stiffened, his eyes glazed, his hands clutched the table edge & with a wild yell he rushed out of the shanty, down to the lake, he leapt off the dock, clearing 50 yards, The crazed man couldn’t swim and he sank like a stone... Needless to say nobody ever ate billdad meat again…
– Boundary Pond is a real place, a very ‘out of the way’ fishing location for the time: its called boundary because its right on the border of Canada and the USA. i suppose the billdad “leaps & bounds” for that punny reason.
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